Dear Chinese Leadership,
I, Barack Obama sincerely appreciate your thoughtful comments, and generous acts of friendship in this difficult time. I believe that our relationship is on the fast track since the visit by my esteemed secretary of State.
I would hope that my delightful sec State (aka 4th in line) conveyed my deepest gratitude for our lasting friendship, and you have my word if somehow there was a misinterpretation of her comments during the last visit, or perhaps a misunderstanding, I will speak with her regarding this issue. I am certain that she would mend her ways so that she can maintain her jet setting ways to win peace and prosperity through diplomacy and SMART power.
Now, I appreciate your concern about our economy, let me just say that we fully plan to get our financial house in order on the finance side. My genius Sec Treasury (aka babyface) is on the job. His actions have fully drawn the confidence and support of our allies in Europe, and I believe that a close examination of his handling the issues will provide you the same sense of assurance that our European friends have achieved.
As for the issues in the South China sea, my plan is to have an equally thoughtful response to your tactfully choreographed actions. I look forward to a continued exchange of frank view of this matter, with a firm understanding of our relative positions (see page 66) in the world. I fully anticipate that my message of hope will reach you and we will continue in a spirit of friendship that will endure far beyond our lifetime.
Sincerely
Barack H Obama